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 Winter Wonderland Score: 0 Moves: 7


You leave the station and immediately fall into frozen puddle.


> Oh you son of a

You try to get up, but slip on the icy water and crash through a snow bank.


> Motherfuc

Then some kids in a passing delivery truck belt you with an avalanche of snowballs.


> Sweet hell.

Now, to make things worse, it is snowing so hard you have lost your bearing.