Zork

...It's like South-north...	Score: -500	Moves: -300
> go northsouth You begin to walk north-south. That is to say: you walk on the spot like the idiot you are. Eventually it gets dark. Before too long you pass out from over exerting yourself in cold, cold, Pennsylvania and you fall to the ground in a heap. You get snow in your pants. Sometime later you wake up a popsicle. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN