Zork

...It's like South-north...	Score: -500	Moves: -300
> go northsouth You begin to walk north-south. That is to say: you walk on the spot like the idiot you are. Eventually it gets dark. Before too long you pass out from over exerting yourself in cold, cold, Pennsylvania and you fall to the ground in a heap. You get snow in your pants. Sometime later you wake up a popsicle. It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead. As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal. > examine me You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head. enter gates of Hell fly up restore