Zork

Epic!	Score: 6	Moves: 9
> help giant woman You go to the woman and she instructs you to enter her uterus for inspection there. > WTF? Whatever. My narrator powers force you to grab you and stuff you into her vag. You look up and find yourself in the woman's uterus. > examine uterus The uterus looks normal. It's dark and reddish. You see three paths, one leading out, two leading to some unknown place. You feel like getting out. Get out of the uterus Take path through one of the paths