Zork

Fallopian Tube	Score: 385	Moves: Vagina
> take east path You find yourself inside one of the woman's fallopian tubes. The path is too small for you to access now. But your stupid adventurer's brain decides to try. > Crawl through You suddenly get yourself so stuck that you cannot get out. Luckily seventeen hours later an ovum pushes you out with such force you eventually fly back into the uterus. > awesome Unfortunately, you find out the woman's problems. Period pains. The woman was just having her period now and you've just drowned. Big time. *** You have died *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit