Zork

Ouch!	Score: LOL	Moves: LOL
> get out of the woman's uterus You try to run out, but suddenly, you grow to the size of a giant's baby. You are now stuck inside the giant woman's uterus. > manouver around You manouver in such a position that your head pops outside the woman's vag. She doesn't notice and decides to go swimming. You drown. Inside a woman's vag. Could you die any better? *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN