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> "Yeah, I'm just looking."

At the sound of your words, the store manager scowls. He snaps his fingers, and two burly delivery men appear out of nowhere. They are wearing starched uniforms marked, "GRUE SKIN DELIVERY SERVICES".

They quickly drag you outside the store and throw you onto the dark street. It is now evening.