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> Shout an insult about the manager's sister's cousin's aunt's great-great-great grandfather's great-great-great grandson

You brush yourself off and fling an insult about the manager's family history directly at the store's closed doors. It is getting very dark. The lights from the store seem to get dimmer and dimmer. There is no response to your insult.

You fold your arms. Surely the man must respond sooner or later. On the other hand, you are risking getting eaten by a grue if you stay in the darkened street.