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> Fight security anyway with your invincible knife!

You immediately stab the nearest member of the store's security team 17 times with your cool knife. However, as the guard is wearing full anti-knife armor, your attack fails. Security quickly subdues you and take away your knife. After being struck down by their nightsticks, you get an even bigger headache when you bash your skull on the floor, instantly dying a HORRIBLE death.


It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.