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 Gotta go... Score: 10 Moves: 16


> Go use bathroom

As you stand there, looking around like an idiot, you suddenly need to pee. You don't know why, but you really got to pee. You enter the bathroom and look at the toilet. You unzip your pants and take out your-

Wait! Are you a guy or a girl? I really can't tell from my vantage point.