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 Gotta go... Score: 10 Moves: 22


> I'm a dude...

Ah, okay, thanks for clearing that up. You look at the toilet.

Ew...

That thing is festering with fermenting pee and other green slimy substances, but what the hell you do care? You're a guy!

Ahhh... The convience of the ability to pee standing up! Once you are done with your stream of justice, you exit to the lobby again and see an angry Grue. Apparently that was his bathroom...

So, you have some options here, lucky you. You can do one of the following: