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 Gotta go... Score: 10 Moves: ??


> Does the term "Ageless, Faceless, Gender-Neutral, Culturally-Ambiguous Adventure Person" mean anything to you?

Oh right, forgot about that, thanks for clearing that up. You look at the toilet.

Ew...

...Wait, did you just say you have no gender? What the hell! How do you pee?