Zork

Gotta go...	Score: 10	Moves: 22
> I pee through my fingers. ... ... ... GAH! OMG GAH! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU? > What? That's how we pee on my home planet. YOU'RE SICK, MAN! > I still need to pee... Okay, you look at the toilet. Ew... That thing is festering with fermenting pee and other green slimy substances, thankfully, you don't have to sit down to pass water, so you open the window, and through your fingers *shudder* you pee. Relieved, you exit to the lobby again and see an angry Grue. Apparently that was his bathroom... So, you have some options here, lucky you. You can do one of the following: Jump through the closed window all cheesy kung-fu movie style Get eaten by the Grue (Because we all love this option) Roundhouse kick him, Chuck Norris style.