Zork

What? Are you nuts???	Score: 20	Moves: 16
> I don't need to pee, I am efficient like that You, you serious??? > Yes, very. Okay, now I am mildly creeped out, why are you in the bathroom? > I find bathrooms soothing to my soul Okay... You exit the bathroom and see an angry Grue in the lobby. That must've been his bathroom. Luckily for you, you have options here. Your options consist of the following: Jump through the closed window all chessy kung-fu movie style Get eaten by the Grue (Because we all love this option) Roundhouse kick him, Chuck Norris style.