Zork

Only once a year...	Score: 0	Moves: 1
You get out of bed and get dressed. A man greets you in the hallway as you walk downstairs. Downstairs, you order some coffee. The waitress asks, "Will you be checking out today, valued guest?" > chance of departure 100% The waitress smiles as you leave the building. There is a path running to the south and west. To the west are some various small houses, to your south is downtown. What do you do? Go South Go West pronounce xyzzy