Zork

Sydney? Sydney Connors?	Score: 0	Moves: 2
As you turn the corner, a hobo holds his hands out to you expectantly. > Ignore hobo Then, as you continue walking south, a man in glasses holding a briefcase approaches you. "Sydney? Sydney Connors?" > Ignore man You ignore him, but you wonder why this man thinks he knows you. "Don't you remember me? 'Cause I sure as heckfire remember you! Ned!" > Who the fuck is Ned? Oh, sorry, forgot about the amnesia. Just play along with it. "Ned Ryerson!" > Continue ignoring man "Needlenose Ned"? Ned the Head? C'mon, kid. Case Western High! I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing!" > WTF? "I got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again." > Concentrate on ignoring man even more "I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times until you told me not to anymore? Well?" > Pretend to remember Ned You say: "Ned Ryerson?" just to get him off your shoulder. Head to Gobbler's Knob Continue South