Zork

motelroom12	Score: 0	Moves: 0
You burst into the room to be confronted with a strange and embarrassing sight. There is a Grue sitting on the bed, watching softcore hotel cable porn, and masturbating. You try to mumble an apology and withdraw from the room, but the Grue is too fast. He eats you in a way totally unlike the eating activity occuring on the TV screen. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN