Zork

End of the Maze	Score: 130	Moves: 57
> obtain the unobtainium key You can't obtain ye unobtainium key! > get the unobtainium key Hark! It is unobtainable! > You have got to be shitting me For sooth! Tis truth I speak, by Toutatis! > Wait, you just went from Ye Olde English to Asterix speak These players are crazy! > okay, just shut up You can't shut up here. northwest southwest south wake the Medusataur the hell up fire light cannon at stuff Magically teleport out of here and win the game!