Zork

Pharaoh's Tomb	Score: 130	Moves: 58
> northwest The large sandstone door is closed, sealed, and engraved with ancient hieroglyphics. > examine seal The seal holds the door shut forevermore. It appears to be made of unobtanium. > read hieroglyphics They read, from left to right: "Bird Looking Left, Stick Figure Holding Lantern, Three Reeds, Rectangular Thing With Fangs, Something That Looks Like Cthulhu, Stick Figure Being Violated, Potato With Letters On It, Dog Passing Water." > speak "friend" and enter This ain't no three-volume novel, fatcakes. > fire a hadoken Yeah, so you thought killing the Grue King gave you enough XP to gain ten levels of Black Magery? You must've miscounted, poindexter. fire light cannon southwest south