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> go southwest
You're at a long, long staircase! Gasp! What dost thou doeth?


> get ye flask
Didest I mentionith a flask?


> Well, since you're getting on with yet another Thy Dungeonman parody thing I figured-
Shuteth thy mouth! Ye shalt not mentionith it! Now whatith will thou doeth?


> Go down the stairs
Thoust goes downeth ye stairs. Suddenlyeth, ye see that ye steps led down to two walls with spikes thateth are sloly enclosing aroundeth you! What dost thou do? Oh wait, there be a grue behindeth you. You get eaten before thou realizeeth what happened.


*** “So ein mist!”
~ Wario ***


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