Zork

longestgruefight3	Score: 5	Moves: 0
> enter wooden door Well, here you are again, staring down a Grue. Fortunately, the pudding you ate gave you the power of extreme sarcasm, so you're not totally defenseless. The Grue looks hungry, though. Use extreme sarcasm Stand still and hope that your innocent chocolate-plastered face makes it feel sentimental for its long-lost childhood Attack! Retreat!