Zork

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Standing still is not really a viable option when a ravenous Grue is attacking you. The Grue devours you before you have a chance to scream. Yet your demise will not be swift enough to feel them feed. Their teeth like acid fire in your flesh. Their tongues lapping at your vital fluids. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN