Zork

longestgruefight	Score: 5	Moves: 0
> enter newly-revealed door Well, here you are again, staring down a Grue. Fortunately, the pudding gave you the power of extreme sarcasm, so you're not totally defenseless. The Grue looks hungry, though. Use extreme sarcasm Stand still and hope that your innocent chocolate-plastered face makes it feel sentimental for its long-lost childhood Attack! Retreat!