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Zork 1: The Great Underground Empire
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Score: 4
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Moves: 2
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> Light Fire
You bend down, and start attempting to light a fire. It takes you many hours, and it is getting dark. Funny enough, the back of the stove is snarling
> Examine Snarling stove
You look and see a portal to Grueland, the place where all grues draw their power.
> Light fire faster
You pour 1/2 a liter of Lantern Fuel on the fire, and breath on it. The very warmth of your breath causes the fire to burst into flame. Your eyebrows are gone, and you might be too.
> back up you fool!
You back away from the fire
> look
You look around, only to find yourself surounded by 9999999999987650987654323456789098765 Grues.
> Goodbye Cruel World!
Then you watch in awe as the fire inside the stove consumes Grueland, via the portal.
> examine grues
The grues are fading away, and as they go they absorb your spleen.
> New Spleen
You grow a new spleen from a stick of gum.
You also should take a nap soon
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