Zork

Zork 1: The Great Underground Empire	Score: 999999999999999999999999990000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000	Moves: 10
> Talk to Lead grue You ask the lead grue what is happening. "well done my boy, you have found the key to winning. You also have been bombarded by 'The Long Dark' jokes" > Absorb the power of Grueland You absorb the power of Grueland Unfortunatly this kills you, as your dick can't hold that many Grues You asplode > Release power of grueland You are dead > Fuck the narator Fine, I'll let you survive, but first you must escape this new hell I have for you. Secret Mystery Button?