Zork

Knife	Score: 0	Moves: 2
> take knife What the hell? You take out the knife and then decide to put it back in? You like having a knife in your leg or something? > uh, yes? Then why the hell did you remove the knife? > I dunno... You know what I know? How to do the zorkdied banner! > but I didn't die! You examine the knife. Turns out it's actually a Grue made of stainless steel. Of course, you know what happens next, right? It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead. As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal. > examine me You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head. enter gates of Hell fly up restore That's a little bit unfair for a guy who just wanted to insert the knife in a different, painless spot, amirite?