Zork

Knife	Score: 0	Moves: 2
> take knife What the hell? You take out the knife and then decide to put it back in? You like having a knife in your leg or something? > uh, yes? Then why the hell did you remove the knife? > I dunno... You know what I know? How to do the zorkdied banner! > but I didn't die! You examine the knife. Turns out it's actually a Grue made of stainless steel. Of course, you know what happens next, right? *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN That's a little bit unfair for a guy who just wanted to insert the knife in a different, painless spot, amirite?