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 Zork 1: The Great Underground Empire Score: 0 Moves: 0


> examine stove


You walk over to the stove and examine it. It is a wood fired cooking stove, and it apears to be made of metal. There is a tin can that reads "Pinnacle Peaches" on the stove. There is a small door, probably for building a fire.


> Open Stove Door
You open the door and get metal splinters in your hand


> Cuss at hand
You loudly swear at your hand for being so foolish and getting hurt by metal. Your hand, ashamed at itself goes and huffs a kitten.


> Examine Opening
You examine the inside of the stove and see the following

  • 2 KG of Charcoal

There also apears to be a fire, ready to be lit.