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| Living room
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Score: 15
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Moves: 14
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> talk to kid
The child, with tears welling up in his eyes, tells you that all his short life all he has wanted is a stick of Big Red chewing gum. "Do you have any Big Wed, mister? I'll give you my keychain if you give me some Big Wed."
> ask kid if he can read
"No, I can't wead," he tells you.
> give juicy fruit to kid
His eyes light up and he wordlessly hands you the keychain. You foul excuse for a human.
> inv
You've got some clothes, a butcher knife, some batteries, and this poor kid's keychain.
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