Zork

IRC	Score: 4	Moves: 8
> join #zork Now talking in #zork Topic is '?help is your friend, don't attempt !help, we respect ChanServ's almightiness' <ZorkBot> West of House <ZorkBot> <ZorkBot> You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. <ZorkBot> There is a small mailbox here. You are so shocked by this self-reference, your head explodes before you can type a single character. *** Your James Over *** World you'll like to star dover, restall as saved position, or end its essense of Zork? (type RESTORT, RESTORT, or QUITE): restort restort quite If you know that there is no #zork channel on freenode, you can choose another channel. #wikipedia #uncyclopedia random channel