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> Take iPhone
You pick up a previously unnoticed iPhone.
> Open iPhone
You press the power button on the iPhone.
> Unlock iPhone
You did the "Slide to unlock" trick to unlock the iPhone. Five seconds later, the iPhone explodes. You say "WOW! TECHNOLOGY!" because you are amazed at what the iPhone can do. KABLAMM!


*** You have died ***


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