Zork

What do you want to do today?	Score: 0	Moves: 0
> Take iPhone You pick up a previously unnoticed iPhone. > Open iPhone You press the power button on the iPhone. > Unlock iPhone You did the "Slide to unlock" trick to unlock the iPhone. Five seconds later, the iPhone explodes. You say "WOW! TECHNOLOGY!" because you are amazed at what the iPhone can do. KABLAMM! *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN Do something odd