Zork

Living room	Score: -1832	Moves: -1212
> Tell the kid the gum really is big red "It is? It tastes like fruit." he says. > Big red means apple flavor "Oh! OK thanks! Here, have a key! It's for the box in the bathroom." > Put key on keychain Done > inv You have a keychain, an antique looking key with emeralds on it, clothes and that's all. What now? Enter bathroom Use antique key to stab yourself in the foot