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> i demand you fix the bug

Fine. If I have to. It's fixed now...


> go back and pick up boat

Even though the ship is not in the bottle, it's too heavy.


> that's better

It is so heavy, that when you try to pick it up, it kills you.



SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you.


> examine man
He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death.

What would you like to do?