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 Computer Score: -10 Moves: -2


> smash computer
Smash computer with what?
> smash computer with sledgehammer
You take a sledgehammer from behind your back, where it appeared out of nothing, and smash the computer. The vacuum sucks air into the monitor, creating a hurricane that lifts you into the air.

Game:Zork/loaderror Game:Zork/911 Game:Zork/hurricane

>>Foom!<<

You find yourself in Zzyzx, California. You enjoy the revitalising mineral springs for several years until you're arrested and convicted for misusing Federal land. Sorry!

*** You have lost ***

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