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 Computer Score: -10 Moves: -2


> smash computer
Smash computer with what?
> smash computer with sledgehammer
You take a sledgehammer from behind your back, where it appeared out of nothing, and smash the computer. The vacuum sucks air into the monitor, creating a hurricane that lifts you into the air.
> wheee!
I don't think so. The hurricane is wierd-looking and is dropping many large, red hearts. They seem to help, though.
> aaarrrhhh! grab one!!!
Grab what?
> A FREAKIN HEART!!!!!
OK. A group of hearts is passing by to your back. They can restore & refresh you. Grab them.
♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥

Game:Zork/loaderror Game:Zork/911 Game:Zork/hurricane

>>Foom!<<

You are sitting in the driver's seat of your car. There are some keys in the ignition, and tasty food and a bottle of water in the glove compartment. Wasting no time, you start the engine and make your way home.

*** You have won ***

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