Zork

Set #1, Take III	Score: 0	Moves: 21
> Drive Trident It appears we have now arrived at the optional driving stage. Get from Point A to Point B without killing yourself. Or totaling my damn car. > wait, she's yours? No, old Peelie is actually my grandmother's. But the Isle of Man can't make her another one, so watch it. > drive You put the idiotic junk heap into gear, stomp on the accelerator, annnnnnnnnnddd immediately plow directly into the closed garage doors. > get out The flimsy excuse for a car has been totaled. > run from angry narrator Too late. I'm afraid that you've already been given a shank in the ribs. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN