Zork

And still not as gay as Twilight...	Score: 0_0	Moves: 16
> Enter Blue Oyster You enter a dim bar choked with the scent of stale cigarette smoke. > whoooooshit Too late. You are set upon by a large crowd of leather-clad mustachios. > run like hell They've blocked the door. > frantically try to cover nudity You have received a standing ovation. > What...what are they gonna do with me? Guess. THE END.......?