Zork

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Avast. You find yourself surrounded by pirates. Yarr. In the distance, you see a sign that says, "This page under construction." > get sign Don't be ridiculous. How are you going to carry around a 6x6 foot metal sign with you? Ooh, I'm almost tempted to drop a grue on your ass for that. But I'm feeling generous today, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Seriously though, there's a shitload of pirates here, and they don't look particularly happy to see you. Run away Use coin Magically teleport out of here and win the game!