Zork

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> run away Run where? I told you that you were surrounded by pirates. They run you through with their cutlasses, whilst singing tuneless sea shanties. Still, it beats being eaten by a grue. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN