Zork

Downtown Punxsutawney	Score: 0	Moves: 6
You attack the hobo sleeping on "your" bench. Look, it's public property, so - > Whatever. Pwn idiot The hobo dies of a myocardial dysfunction brought about by his latest alcoholic stupor and totally not by your attack, which only fails in its entirety. > Take his seat You sit down on the hard wooden bench and find it is infested with termites. Just then, a green bus pulls into the station. Get on bus Wait more Leave bus stop