Zork

Victory	Score: 5,000,000,002	Moves: You fuckin' won!
*** YOU HAVE WON *** You WIN!!! We are the Champions, my friends! We'll keep on fighting till the end! We are the Champions, we are the Champions! No time for losers 'cause we are the Champions... of the Zork! THE END.......? > I won? ...did you seriously think you won Zork? .... NO! Suddenly, ALL the Zork implementors and Unfocom staff come out of nowhere and take turns in beating you all over the place. Then, they summon 59 Grues to come and rip you to shreds, and then they throw your mangled body to A CABBAGE, that BREAKS EVERY BONE IN YOUR FUCKING BODY, it spits out your mangled entrails, into the mouth of a Snuffleupagus, which takes a shitty diarrhoea dump on your broken skull. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO WIN ZORK. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN