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 Waronheaven1 Score: 0 Moves: 0

You decide to take the stairs because you need the exercise. It is very long stair case. When you finally reach the top of the Stairway to Heaven, God tells you, you should have taken the elevator, but it's too late for that. So you pass out from exhaustion, and because you stopped playing the Tambourine, your Grue Army eats you. What a crusade that was, huh dumbass?



It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.