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 PixelWorld Score: 130 Moves: 58

You laugh and dance in a funny manner and run head on into the wall. Suddenly, everything is one giant party, and you can suddenly tell that the non-conformist Grue is in fact a rare Russian Grue, which is extremely weak and dies from almost anything. With that, the Grue runs into the wall, followed by the sex-perverted pixel. The wall crumbles, and the two happy lively party-goers die from massive head trauma. You bastard.


> look

There is now a large gaping hole where the wall once was, and looking through the hole you can see something green, pipish looking.