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 PixelWorld Score: 130 Moves: 59


> use lantern

You don't have an item, 'lantern'


> use brass lantern

Shining your light into the blackness, you see that it is indeed a green pipe thing, but is surrounded by a vast bottomless pit. It might just be your eyes, but there are translucent green brick things that look like a bridge to the pipe.


> touch bricks

What bricks?


> touch translucent bricks

What colour?


> touch translucent green bricks you fucking piece of shit

Do not comprehend 'fucking piece of shit'.


> touch translucent green bricks you idiot

Fine, fine, no need to swear. Your hand swishes through the bricks, almost as if they're not there but need to be activated by something.