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 PixelWorld Score: 130 Moves: 57


> read book

You read the book. It serves absolutely no use to you whatsoever as it only details how to make a very nice martini without the vermouth and the gin, or any alcohol at that. Mostly water and magificial flavourings.


> eat henry

Henry is a man


> eat henry the worm

Can you please be more specific


> eat henry the wonderworm

You apply your knowledge you learnt from reading the book and you get right into eating him. First you pick him up and you drop him into your mouth. It takes you a couple of crunchy crunches until he's completely down. All of a sudden, someone casts nikmo and you find yourself paired up with the pixel. The grue is not amused. The pixel talks to you about having polygons *chuckles*.