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> What is a Grue?
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? 1) Grues are bad.

? 2) Grues are very bad.

? 3) Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body being devoured at the speed of light. That's the effect of a Grue on a person's body.

? 4) Grues can't be bargained with, and they can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and they absolutely will not stop until you are dead.

? 5) Adventurers don't fight Grues. They unwittingly commit suicide.

? 6) Always keep Grues out of the light, do not ever get Grues wet, and never, ever feed them after midnight.

A basic look at a Grue army, capable of destroying Kansas and Chuck Norris simultaneously-Grue_Jammy.gifGrue_Jammy.gifGrue_Jammy.gif