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 Africa Score: 10 Moves: 29


> Take me to the next level, pretty please!

The farmer's expression changes to a sombre one as he gives a nod of understanding.

"Not my job, thanks. But I'll take you anyway."


> yes

Each passing landscape is more of the same, and you find that you are now seeing it too often to find anything interesting.


> whine like a two year old about bad scenery

It's a free game, so shut up or I'll get the pacifier. Anyway, in due time you are deposited in front of a walled compound.

"Your stop. Cheers, boet."