Zork

Africa	Score: 10	Moves: 30
> Climb wall lolwhut? > scale wall like cat burger Don't you mean cat burgular? > just do it! Okay, be be forewarned this isn't one of those bad spy movies. You try to climb the wall....and survive. > Awwwwwwww Yeaaaaahhhhh ohgodihateyousomuch. Now let me finish, please. You survive your short climb over the wall....but do not survive landing on the cooking grill. > WTF is a grill doing in the compound It's one of those housing districts. Anyway, you are roasted to a crisp in front of a screaming family who was, up until said point, enjoying their outdoor barbecue. > well screw them Big mistake, boyo. That's my family you're fucking talking about, so - > You have a goddamned fucking family. Oh my Gaath! Yes, I do, inhuman fiend. The Zork narrators are all housed in that compound. What the hell do you take me for? As I was saying before you so rudely interrupted, just for screwing with my wife and kids (not to mention destroying my beautifully charred steak patties) you get to be personally fed the metal spatula I am holding right this instant. Rectally. > Ouch. To say the least. Now go away and leave my home out of this! Geez - it's bad enough having to put up with you elsewhere. *** You have died *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit