Zork

Africa	Score: 10	Moves: 30
> Walk up to front gate You can't walk up to ye olde front gate. > um...why? Because there's a striped barrier blocking off the front gate, flanked by uniformed security guards who are looking at you with obvious disapproval. > ahhh! who touched me? Chill out. You didn't lose any power. > whew It's just the chief guard slapping a practiced hand on your shoulder. He's a beefy fellow who's also black, which has absolutely nothing to do with anything and should come as no surprise to you in Africa, but I feel like being racially incorrect today. > ahhh "Halt! Who are you and what do you want here, intruder?" I am ET. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, earthling. How dare you talk that way to the President of the United States! You can call me....the Man in Black. I is Nelson Mandela, kaffir! Bow before your god. My name is Charles Bronson and I can kill. My name is Taran Finlay and I can help. I is funny. You is funny. We big family, heheheh.