From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
| Guard
|
Score: 0
|
Moves: 1
|
|
> "How dare you talk that way to the President of the United States of America?!"
"I'm a Soviet spy, motherfucker, and I'm gonna kill yo' ass."
> Stab guard.
You successfully stab the guard. But another security guard shoots you. YOU DEAD.
- *** You fail at Zork ***
Would you like to not fail, restore The Super Ultimate Final Conclusive Showdown Battle To The End save file, or end your failing session of Zork? (TYPE RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT):
Or you can also (because you fail at Zork):
|
