Zork

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
 Tudor Mansion Score: 0 Moves: 0


> Mrs. Peacock in the Kitchen with the Knife

You asked for it, pal.


> O_O did I win?

Your mutilated corpse is discovered at the bottom of the mansion's cellar steps, stabbed a grand total of 500 times. I accuse Mrs. Peacock in the Kitchen with the Knife and win.



It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.