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 Doom Score: Doom Moves: Doom


> Press Red Button....again

Oh, you've done it now - you evil, evil, monster.


> gloat

Yeah? Well gloat wickedly while you can, O stupid one. You have just initiated the apocalypse. I'm not even sure why we're all still here, but it won't be very long now.


> so what happened?

The room's spinning. It's been nice knowing ya, but it looks like this is the end for everyone and everything. The. Absolute. End.


> uh....

Well? what the HELL are you waiting for, fucktard?! Run! Run for your godforsaken and pointless little life! The Frost Giants are rebelling against the gods! RAGNAROK HAS COME!