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 Biocomplex Score: 80 Moves: 43


> take garbage can lid

You grab the garbage can lid and jet before you're eaten by a Grue. It's not exactly the Aegis Shield of Athena, or the Mirror Shield of Tezcatlipoca, but you've gotta start somewhere. And hey, at least it beats the Kokiri Shield.

You follow the busted corridor back to the ATM machine. You consider entering the main complex, but the guards aren't too fond of your breaking and entering, no matter how hard you try to call it an April Fool's joke.